Showing posts with label joke of the day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joke of the day. Show all posts

Monday, March 12, 2012

wet shoulder

My toddler had a fall was crying.I scooped her up and her head lie on my right shoulder and she continue to cry. After a while, she look at me and say "wet wet". Immediately she shifted her head onto my left shoulder and lie down.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Joke of the day - stranger

My baby girl is at the stage where she recognised face.She would normally stare at stranger. One day after my bath, she looked at me as I am a total stranger. Why ? Because I have shave off my moustache.

Monday, July 18, 2011

Joke of the day - My favrourite things

I played the music "My Favourite Things" from sound of music for my daughter and explain what the song is about. The song is about thinking of her favourite things to lift the spirit when she is sad. (that’s how one should do when the market is bad) As usual I would ask her question after explanation. I asked "what should Maria do when the bee stung her". “Get a plaster” she exclaimed!

Friday, July 15, 2011

Joke of the day - Upside down

I just received a thick and tall toy catalogue in my post. Knowing that my daughter like to look at toys, I passed to her and she start to look at it on the table. After a while, I realised she was reading it upside down. Surprised, I asked her "when have you learnt to read upside down? "I can't see the picture at the top clearly" she replied. That put me into the perceptive that being 3 yr old, she is not tall enough to view the the pictures in detail on  top of the page.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Joke of the day - Chinese

I am Chinese and normally converse with my daughter in English. One day I ask her what is her race without explaining what race meant. She said " English "

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Jokes of the day - Alien

My daughter is taking rubbish recently. So to discourage her, I call her Alien. In return, she replied, you are the alien's dad